Do not pick and then eat the cat's eye boogers!
"If you intercourse longer, is the baby born bigger?"
A lot of jokes your kids recite are less than exciting. But we promise, these zingers will give everyone in the family a chuckle.
Do your kids love jokes? Our Today's Parent readers shared their kids' best jokes with us on Twitter. Here are some of the top LOLs. Enjoy!
"It's going to be a popular name now. It makes me happy, but also kind of sad, because I thought my name was special."