You'll love the brilliant words these kids made up
Battle unicorn? Foot-chin?

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Kids spend a big chunk of their early years learning about the world, which means that when they don't know what something is called, they have to make do with whatever vocabulary they've got—and the result can be pretty hilarious.
In a Twitter thread, parents shared some of the adorable names kids in their lives have given to various animals and objects they've encountered for the first time (or were just too little to properly pronounce the correct term). It began with author, Tessa Dare's tweet about her friend's 5-year-old, who spotted a crow and didn't know what to call it.
Brilliant, right?
Since posting, her tweet has been liked almost 20,000 times, retweeted 4,000 times and has over 600 replies. Among those replies are some of the most borderline-genius names for things that would make even Tom Haverford jealous (Speaking of, we could totally go for some chickie chickie parm parm right now).
There were so many adorable names, it was so hard to choose just a few. Here are some of our absolute favourites:
Brilliant names for things made up by little kids
Robot stairs
via @HunterCampbell

Face grass
via @janna—rpw

Foot chin
via @Stretchedwiener

Chicken on the cob
via @emma_meaburn

Sword ponies
via @snarkywench

Fireworks trees
via @kimcanteven

Choo-choo birds
via @marauder34

Up shoes
via @yayagibbs

Boo boo trucks and Bed skins
via @erdoland

Battle unicorn
via @ZoeJTuinman

Long-sleeved pants
via @ellendev_author

Pizza salt
via @BrianWilcoxson

Singing in her pants
via @brettspiel

Uppy rooms
via @tanderny

Tic-tac-toe beef
via @MTVSpencer

Flamingo witches
via @jilliank245

Pizza bones
via @Skorpeo

Sky ball
via @msbihli

Nursie bags
via @RainbowBriteKM

Big dark
via @sciencebasedAmy

Quesadilla skins
via @ImJustCasey

Cheese pads
via @cbaskerville

We think these are hilarious, and we're sure there are even more funny names for things out there. What made-up words have become part of your household vocabulary?
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Kevin is an associate editor for Canadian Business in Toronto, Ontario. More of their work can be found in MSN Canada, Chatelaine and This Magazine.
