Do your kids love jokes? Our Today’s Parent readers shared their kids’ best jokes with us on Twitter. Here are some of the top LOLs. Enjoy!
What did the ceiling say to the wall? Meet you in the corner.
What did the math book say to the other? I got more problems than you. (my almost 9 year old, she loves jokes).
Why did the shark cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
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5-year-old, Lily, recently came up with this one all on her own: Q: How does a squirrel end a prayer? A: Almond!
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall??? Dam!!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Na-cho Cheese!
My now 15yr old daughter used to tell this joke: “Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!”
Why did the jellybean go to school? Cause he wanted to be a Smartie.
Why do elephants wear green sneakers? So they can hide in trees. Ever seen an elephant in a tree? No? Then it must work.
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the ‘barking’ lot lol! Courtesy of my 8 yr old. :)
What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!
7yr old – What starts with P and ends with E and has lots of letters? Post Office.
Knock knock… Who’s there… Boo Hoo… Boo Hoo who?… Stop cryin’ it’s just a joke! – Zac, age 3.
My 3yo son’s joke – Him: Knock knock. Me: Who’s there? Him: Nobody’s home.
My four year old – “Knock knock.” Me – “Who’s there?” “Boo.” “Boo Who?” “Don’t cry momma.”