26 rotten jokes for kids that are actually kind of funny

A lot of jokes your kids recite are less than exciting. But we promise, these zingers will give everyone in the family a chuckle.

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Yeah, yeah, corny jokes for kids are, well, super corny. But trust us, these ones are so bad that they’re good.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent.

What did the cop say to his partner’s belly button?
You’re under a vest!

Why does everyone want to be friends with Mushroom?
Because he’s a fungi.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?
A private tutor.

Why is Santa so chill?
Because he likes to live in the present, man.

Why did the zombie take a sick day?
He was feeling really rotten.

What did the one plate say to the other?
Dinner’s on me tonight!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.

What did the one pickle say to the other after falling on the ground?
Dill with it.

What’s brown and sticky?
A stick. Duh.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto.

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Impasta!

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Look away, I’m about to change!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
Bison.

Why don’t shrimp like to share?
Because they’re a little shellfish.

Why can’t the strawberry cross the road?
He’ll cause a traffic jam.

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What did the elevator say when he sneezed?
I’m coming down with something.

What does an angry pepper do?
Gets jalapeño face.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit by the same bike every single day?
It was a vicious cycle.

What’s a total rip-off?
Velcro.

Where were French Fries first cooked?
In Greece.

What do you call someone with no body or nose?
Nobody knows.

What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.

How would you feel if someone stole your mood ring?
You wouldn’t know.

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