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While there’s undoubtedly nothing sexier than chit&#x2d;chatting about hemorrhoids and morning sickness, my attraction to Dr. McDreamy got awkward.

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A group of researchers decided to test how long it would take for a human to pass an ingested Lego minifigure head—because why the heck not?

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This toddler's comical potty training performance has Dad trying his best not to laugh while Mom gets the whole thing on video.

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All three kids nabbed a management-level position (and learned about money in the process)—but her six-year-old impressed the most!

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