Life is hard. And while our kids reward themselves at the end of a long day with a chocolate chip cookie, we need something a little stronger. We’re talking about wine, ladies and gents! So raise a glass and celebrate national wine day…even though it’s national wine day every day for busy, tired and puke-covered parents.
Happy wine o’clock!
Oh, really? You don’t like hummus or cheese strings now, eh? Screw you!
I don’t want any push presents, just get me some wine!
Wait… being pregnant was the easy part? Bottoms up.
Why did I volunteer for this school field trip?
My kid just said he hates me. Wine will always love me.
Hockey practice, piano lessons and ballet?! Mommy needs an after-school activity too.
Just have to watch Frozen for the 1000th time and then I can binge watch Vikings.
Trust me diapers won’t drain your bank account quite as much.
It’s my turn to host the slumber party…it’s gonna be a lo-o-o-ng night.
I found a new job for my nursing bra.
If only every day could end like this.
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