Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashion

“It’s so golden and stringy. In a good way.” —Evan, 8

“She’s my favourite so far. Her dress is so fashiony and the fringe is the best.” —Beatrice, 8 

“Those ladies got new dresses.” —Ada, 3

“His shirt is curly…all the dads wear the same thing!” —Ada, 3

“I like the dress because it has jewels on it and her lips match her lovely earrings. And her hairstyle is gorgeous.” —Beatrice, 8

“Not too many purple dresses.” —Ada, 3

“It’s so sparkly.” —Evan, 8

“That looks just like our oven mitt.” —Evan, 8

“Ohhh, I don’t like her dress. It’s like she has a piece of cardboard as a dress. Turn sideways and…you can see…” —Ava, 10 

“Mom can we watch a different show?” —Ada, 3

“I love her curly hair.” —Beatrice, 8

“Her hair looks crazy!” —Ada, 8 

“Oh, oh, oh! I LOVE THAT. I love her hair. I love how the dress goes down but doesn’t show stuff. Her bracelets are so good and the belt too because it has a design which I like. I like her dress because it looks like splatter paint. If Scarlett had a cat it would be perfect.” —Beatrice, 8

“She looks like a flamingo.” —Evan, 8

“She looks good. But I wouldn’t wear it. It’s just soooo big.” —Ava, 10

“Crazy amazing dress. Her hair looks like it has a crown.” —Beatrice, 8 

“I don’t like it because it’s not my style.” —Beatrice, 8 

“Can we watch this tomorrow?” —Ada, 3

“I love the crisscross and the feathery bottom. She looks different than everyone else. In a good way.” —Beatrice, 8 

“I like the floofiness, she looks so graceful.” —Naomi, 12

“She has lots of sparkles and her necklace is grass.” —Ada, 3

“Her dress looks like it’s made of animal. It doesn’t look real—it looks like a statue. Like the Oscar award.” —Beatrice, 8

“That neck part looks like golden pine needles.” —Evan, 8

“He’s British! He looks like daddy—his hair gel looks like daddy.” —Beatrice, 8 

“It’s like a wedding dress—but see through. The ruffles look like flowers popping out” —Beatrice, 8

“It looks like a wedding gown.” —Evan, 8

“It looks like Belle’s dress!” —Beatrice, 8 

On Pharrell’s necklace: “It’s cool, but I would not wear one.” —Orson, 5 

On Chrissy: “That dress has a scarf.” —Cal, 2

On Chrissy: “I like that is shows a bit of skin. That belt is so nice. The sparkles look like fireworks. Her bun with a little bit of hair out is so fancy.” —Beatrice, 8

On John: “His bow tie is a little bit too long. And it’s floppy.” —Beatrice, 8 

“You like all the red dresses Mommy. Maybe you’ll turn into red riding hood one day.” —Ava, 10

“I really love all of the red. It’s so bright and fits in to the red carpet. The headband is so fancy and her droopy red earrings. Her neck looks like a swan.” —Beatrice, 8

“That dress shows a lot of boob. The skirt is good. She looks like a mermaid.” —Beatrice, 8 

“Another favourite. Sparkly like a ballerina.” —Beatrice, 8 

“Is that Taylor Swift? I like her cape and necklace.” —Beatrice, 8 

“They’re at the airport!” —Cal, 2

“It has hands!” —Cal, 2 

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