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Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashion

From dresses that need cat accessories to gowns that look like cardboard, this is what kids thought of the red carpet looks.

By Today's Parent

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashion

Oscars 2017 kids react

Emma Stone in Givenchy

“It’s so golden and stringy. In a good way.” —Evan, 8

“She’s my favourite so far. Her dress is so fashiony and the fringe is the best.” —Beatrice, 8 

“Those ladies got new dresses.” —Ada, 3

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock

Ryan Gosling in Gucci

“His shirt is curly…all the dads wear the same thing!” —Ada, 3

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Nicole Kidman in Armani

“I like the dress because it has jewels on it and her lips match her lovely earrings. And her hairstyle is gorgeous.” —Beatrice, 8

“Not too many purple dresses.” —Ada, 3

“It’s so sparkly.” —Evan, 8

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock

Priyanka Chopra in Ralph and Russo

“That looks just like our oven mitt.” —Evan, 8

“Ohhh, I don’t like her dress. It’s like she has a piece of cardboard as a dress. Turn sideways and…you can see…” —Ava, 10 

“Mom can we watch a different show?” —Ada, 3

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Halle Berry in Versace

“I love her curly hair.” —Beatrice, 8

“Her hair looks crazy!” —Ada, 8 

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashion

Scarlett Johansson in Alaia

“Oh, oh, oh! I LOVE THAT. I love her hair. I love how the dress goes down but doesn’t show stuff. Her bracelets are so good and the belt too because it has a design which I like. I like her dress because it looks like splatter paint. If Scarlett had a cat it would be perfect.” —Beatrice, 8

“She looks like a flamingo.” —Evan, 8

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Janelle Monae in Elie Saab

“She looks good. But I wouldn’t wear it. It’s just soooo big.” —Ava, 10

“Crazy amazing dress. Her hair looks like it has a crown.” —Beatrice, 8 

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Dakota Johnson in Gucci

“I don’t like it because it’s not my style.” —Beatrice, 8 

“Can we watch this tomorrow?” —Ada, 3

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Octavia Spencer in Marchesa

“I love the crisscross and the feathery bottom. She looks different than everyone else. In a good way.” —Beatrice, 8 

“I like the floofiness, she looks so graceful.” —Naomi, 12

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock

Jessica Biel in Kaufman Franco

“She has lots of sparkles and her necklace is grass.” —Ada, 3

“Her dress looks like it’s made of animal. It doesn’t look real—it looks like a statue. Like the Oscar award.” —Beatrice, 8

“That neck part looks like golden pine needles.” —Evan, 8

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock

Andrew Garfield in Tom Ford

“He’s British! He looks like daddy—his hair gel looks like daddy.” —Beatrice, 8 

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Hailee Steinfeld in Ralph and Russo

“It’s like a wedding dress—but see through. The ruffles look like flowers popping out” —Beatrice, 8

“It looks like a wedding gown.” —Evan, 8

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: Rob Latour/REX/Shutterstock

Leslie Mann in Zac Posen

“It looks like Belle’s dress!” —Beatrice, 8 

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock

Pharrell in Chanel

On Pharrell’s necklace: “It’s cool, but I would not wear one.” —Orson, 5 

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Chrissy Teigen in Zuhair Murad and John Legend

On Chrissy: “That dress has a scarf.” —Cal, 2

On Chrissy: “I like that is shows a bit of skin. That belt is so nice. The sparkles look like fireworks. Her bun with a little bit of hair out is so fancy.” —Beatrice, 8

On John: “His bow tie is a little bit too long. And it’s floppy.” —Beatrice, 8 

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock

Ruth Negga in Valentino

“You like all the red dresses Mommy. Maybe you’ll turn into red riding hood one day.” —Ava, 10

“I really love all of the red. It’s so bright and fits in to the red carpet. The headband is so fancy and her droopy red earrings. Her neck looks like a swan.” —Beatrice, 8

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock

Emma Roberts in vintage Armani

“That dress shows a lot of boob. The skirt is good. She looks like a mermaid.” —Beatrice, 8 

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock

Felicity Jones in Christian Dior

“Another favourite. Sparkly like a ballerina.” —Beatrice, 8 

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: Jim Smeal/BEI/Shutterstock

Karlie Kloss in Stella McCartney

“Is that Taylor Swift? I like her cape and necklace.” —Beatrice, 8 

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock

Denis Villeneuve

“They’re at the airport!” —Cal, 2

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: Matt Sayles/Invision/AP

Elaine Lui (aka Lainey Gossip) in Wayne Clark

“It has hands!” —Cal, 2 

Oscars 2017: Kids hilariously critique all the fashionPhoto: Courtesy of Elaine Lui via Instagram

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This article was originally published on Feb 27, 2017
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