"What the heck happened?" Fair question! These celeb moms don't hold back when talking about all the changes that happened to their breasts after pregnancy.
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Brooklyn Decker had a great clapback to postpartum bodyshamers in a tweet from February 2019 where she replied to a shamer who had commented on her boobs. “My children sucked the life out of my body and left behind a bag of bones. I don’t know what else to tell you,” she wrote. “I miss my boobs too- I don’t even know what to call them now.”
Photo: Tim Mosenfelder/Getty ImagesGisele got a breast augmentation back in 2015 because breastfeeding both her children had changed the way her breasts looked. But in her memoir, she admitted that she regrets getting the surgery. “When I woke up, I was like, ‘What have I done?’ I felt like I was living in a body I didn’t recognize…but I can’t change the fact that both of my kids enjoyed the left boob more than the right. All I wanted was for them to be even and for people to stop commenting on it.”
Photo: James Devaney/GC Images“I look at my boobs and I’m like, ‘What the heck happened?’ They face outwards now. They’re like giant disks. I don’t even know how to hide them.” Yeah Chrissy, we feel you.
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Photo: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images“Boy, did these things grow! I don’t know how to deal with them because I’ve never had them, and so I always dress for a flat-chested girl and now all of a sudden I’m busty, and I’m like, ‘Wow, check it out!’ This is amazing to me. It’s a whole new world!” Cue the Aladdin soundtrack!
Photo: Michael Tran/FilmMagicLike Mila, Olivia also enjoyed how breastfeeding gave her bigger breasts—and the new places she got to visit because of them. “I’m like, double D, hello! I’ve never been in this section of the bra store! I’ve been flat-chested my whole life, so it’s a wonderful new world.”
Kristin took to Instagram to make some special thank yous for her Grammys red-carpet look. “I just wanna thank breastfeeding for making my left boob perkier than my right. Oh, and the glam squad. And spicy, skinny margs.”
Photo: Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagicKristen is a big fan of her breastfeeding boobs. “They get like monster, and they’re up high. It’s what I imagine having breast implants would be like, but you get them for about a year. It’s dope.”
Photo: Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagicYour boobs do get a lot bigger when you breastfeed, but when you stop, they sort of deflate… a lot! “It turns out that pre-baby tits are, like, so much bigger than post-baby tits,” Anna says.
Photo: Andrew Toth/Getty ImagesKatherine had to buy some new nursing bras after giving birth to son Joshua. “My boobs just got so ginormous. It was horrifying! I’ve always had fairly large breasts, but [I went from a] DD to an I. Did you know that an I even existed in bra sizes? I didn’t. I didn’t know that until I started having to buy bra sizes in an I. That’s D, E, F, G, H, I—that’s horrifying!”
When Mary-Louise won her Golden Globe in 2004, her speech made reference to how amazing her boobs looked. “Janel Moloney told me she would give me $1,000 if I thanked my newborn son for how good my boobs look in this dress. So get out your chequebook.”
“It’s kind of hilarious! I’ve never fit into an E-cup before. I look at my husband and go, ‘Guess what size this bra is?’ And when I tell him, he’s just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory’s sake!”
Photo: Jason LaVeris/FilmMagicNot everyone loves having bigger breasts. “I am bustier now and I really don’t like it. It doesn’t really fit with my wardrobe, it’s not who I am,” says Nicole. “I am not someone who is used to wearing a bra or having to wear a bra. I really don’t like it.”
Photo: Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic for HBOPoor Jessica did not love her new chest! “My boobs are way too big to run at this point. I’m just walking.”
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