Teen Mom: I'm sorry but I don't GET IT

Isn’t that AWFUL!? Is it me? Or is this all, like, disgusting? Just what we need: “MORE Teen Mom babies.” Have they forgotten these poor babies are REAL HUMAN BABIES?

“Who’s pregnant with TRIPLETS! Who’s hoping another baby will save the relationship?” Are you kidding me? These sad headlines are supposed to make us buy the magazine? Apparently, it works. People like this stuff. UGH!

Not me. I’m sorry but I don’t get it and IT’S ENOUGH ALREADY! I thought this Teen Mom craze would be over by now. But it keeps on going.

Is it just me, Gorgeouses?  ME who spontaneously craves Jersey Shore (GTL!) and gets up Sunday mornings with a skip in her step because it’s Celebrity Apprentice day! You’d think I’d love this. NO. NO NO NO NO NO. HAATE!

I hate it. And I don’t get why we’re glorifying teen motherhood, turning these teens into celebrities, putting them on magazine covers. And as much as you know I love UsMagazine.com’s Mom & Babies site, do they HAVE to CONSTANTLY make Teen Mom stories their headliners? I DON’T GET IT. I don’t get it don’t get it don’t get it.

And it’s enough already. It’s gone too far. I love the reality TV, but I don’t see anything healthy, redeeming or entertaining about the Teen Mom phenomenon. On Jersey Shore, they’re all over 21, and they don’t have a responsibility in the world! Their passion and joie de vivre is contagious and their wackiness curiously entertaining. Celebrity Apprentice raises crazy money for charity and the challenges are interesting and creative — just like The Donald‘s hair (YOU’RE FIRED). There, two “trashy” reality TV shows that actually have redeeming qualities. Teen Mom? I GOT NOTHING. NO-THING.

Do any of you Gorgeouses watch Teen Mom? Don’t be shy. We won’t judge you. We’ll just fire you YOU’RE FIRED! Heh.

Love!
xo Haley-O

Photo c/o Ok! Magazine

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