Do-it-yourself Submarine Factory

Instructions

• In separate bowls, put out a serious assortment of submarine ingredients. I mean cold meats (salami, ham, roast beef, leftover chicken or turkey, etc.), cheese, sliced hard-cooked eggs, shredded lettuce, sliced tomato, green pepper strips - whatever you can find in your refrigerator. Even the weird stuff like anchovies and marinated artichoke hearts. You'll also need Italian salad dressing in a squeeze bottle and some salt and pepper. And, of course, submarine buns. For little eaters, you can use mini sub buns or hot dog buns. Now let them loose. Don't look. Don't worry.