You don't have to be a perfect parent to prepare this practically perfect pickle dip. But your kids may just think you are.
1/2 cup sour cream, (low fat is fine)
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1 tbsp ketchup
1 dill pickle, finely chopped
Mix together all of the above ingredients (by hand or in a food processor). Serve this perky pinkish product to your precious couch potatoes. Particularly perfect with carrot sticks.