Watch out - she's gonna blow!
1/2 cup cottage cheese
Pile about 1/2 cup (125 mL) of cottage cheese onto half a bagel, but try to leave the hole open. Spoon some canned pineapple - chunks or crushed - into the hole, then mound up the cottage cheese around it to form a volcano. Strategically place a few pineapple chunks onto the summit, and some more flowing down the sides.