"It looks like some kind of vegetable thing," Jared says, as he inspects a glass of this gloppy greenish goop. "What is it? Zucchini?" he asks. I smile, enigmatically. Should I tell him? Nah. Let him wonder.
2 ripe kiwi fruit, peeled and cut into chunks
1/2 cup frozen concentrated limeade, defrosted
1 cup pineapple juice
2 cups crushed ice
Put all the ingredients in a blender and let 'er rip! Blend until the mixture is smooth and slushy, stopping the blender a couple of times to scrape down the sides. Pour into tall glasses (or green plastic cups) and serve with a (green) straw and a slice of kiwi.