You can fall asleep anywhere! You pass potent gas! You consume everything in your path! You are...PREGNANT!
By Leah Rumack
Leah Rumack is the deputy editor, and Mandy Milks is the deputy art director of Today's Parent.
A version of this article originally appeared in the November 2015 issue of Today’s Parent, p.98.
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