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22 creepiest baby shower cakes

Hosting a baby shower? Here's a whole slew of creepy cakes to choose from. From severed limbs to messy lady parts, we recommend viewing on an empty stomach.

22 creepiest baby shower cakes

This is where gingerbread comes from

We could make a ginger joke, but we won’t. So, uh, why is this cake an actual gingerbread woman pushing out a baby?! 

gingerbread babyPhoto: Imgur.com

Zombie baby

We hope very much for the sake of the mom in question that her baby doesn’t just zombie out of her gut on his own. That looks a little painful. 

ready or notPhoto: Cake Wrecks via Pinterest

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Pancake baby

OK, we can’t all be artisically inclined. But this nondimensional cake is truly the stuff of nightmares.  

flat babyPhoto: Cake Wrecks via Pinterest

The Exorcist

Congrats on giving birth to Satan.

creepy baby dollPhoto: Cake Wrecks via Pinterest

Oh, hey

And sometimes, apparently, you give birth to a toddler?

surprise redheadPhoto: Cake Wrecks via Pinterest

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I can see the head!

Does anyone else think Sunset Blvd (“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up”) when they see this? So creepy. But in all honesty, I bet those glazed strawberries and that chocolate sprinkle butthole taste pretty good.

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: Theremina via Pinterest

Good luck eating this

The doll-face cake was tame compared to this business. Nope. No. This one is making us never want to eat cake again (and that’s a very serious statement). Rachel, we are very, very sorry. 

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: Just Jojo's via Pinterest

Sex ed

When it comes time to teach Baby Gentri about sex, this cake will do all the work. 

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: Cake Wrecks via Pinterest

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Hmm

What we want to know is WHY DOES THIS BABY HAVE TEETH?! Looks painful. Does anyone else think the vagina totally looks like a Piranha Plant from the Mario Brothers videogame? 

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: Kasserina via Pinterest

Get ready

OK, this one is kind of sweet. Creepy, for sure, but definitely sweet, too. 10/10 would eat this cake and enjoy it.

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: Pinterest

Thumbs up for birth canals

Can we please just appreciate the detail of this weird cake? Seriously, the fondant skin has that “glow”; the sheet is so artfully draped, and even the stretch marks look authentic. We would definitely partake in a piece of the leg. Forks up!

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: Wooden Spoon Cakes via Pinterest

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Do you want to feel him kick?

Some might think this is sweet, but wee fondant feet kicking out of a stomach makes us raise our eyebrows.

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: Cake Central via Pinterest

A whole new level of weird

Oh, good, I always wanted to try a slice of placenta cake with a side of medical instruments.

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: Cake Wrecks via Pinterest

Fresh from the womb

So, this cake is, uh, interesting? Bravo to the cake designers for creating such a life-like pretty-much-still-a-fetus confection, but it’s just so gross. Who requests this kind of cake, really? Why is it blue? We have so many questions.

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: CakeWrecks via Pinterest

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Vagina is the new Cabbage Patch

There’s something so endearing about this fresh-faced Cabbage Patch doll peeking out of a rather unappetizing vagina.

Cabbage Patch doll peeking out of a cake vaginaPhoto: i-am-bored.com

Demon cake

Baby Ethan looks demonic! The person who made this is either a really bad cake decorator or really hates the Robinson family. 

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: Pinterest

Push, Xtina

OK, so Christina Aguleria had a creepy cake, too, but hers seems much more tame than some of the others. Maybe it’s because her cake self has painted fingernails. 

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: Getty via Pinterest

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Interesting colour choice

Mazel tov on the arrival of your baby swamp monster? 

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: Cake Wrecks via Pinterest

Zombie cake

So, according to this cake, childbirth will turn you into a character on The Walking Dead

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: Cake Wrecks via Pinterest

X-ray vision

Not sure which is worse, the pink zebra-patterned outfit or the creepy squish-faced ultrasound peeking out. 

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: Cake Wrecks via Pinterest

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We’re gutted

Dessert is served, C-section style. 

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: brianne87 via Pinterest

All cut up

I’ll have a slice of the forearm, please. 

22 creepiest baby shower cakesPhoto: stephannoli.blogspot.com via Pinterest
This article was originally published on Oct 20, 2018

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