What day is it…? Wait…craaaap!
Backpacks? Check. First day outfits? Check. Muffins in the oven? Check.
Alright, I can totally turn this sandwich into Elsa. I just need… Oh, screw it, they’re just getting sandwiches that look like sandwiches.
“Girls, are you ready yet? Don’t forget to brush your teeth.”
“Mom, I don’t want to wear these new shoes that I insisted you buy me. Can I just wear my flip flops?”
(Five minutes later…)
“Hurry, we’re going to miss the bus!”
Do not cry. Do not cry. DO NOT CRY!
(Bus drives off with my sweet babies inside.)
Wait a second! Does this mean I can actually take a shower for a full five minutes. With NO interruptions?