58 Knock‑Knock Jokes For Kids

Kids never get tired of a good knock‑knock joke, and honestly, neither do we. Whether you’re killing time in the school pickup line, trying to keep everyone cheerful at the dinner table or just need a quick laugh before bed, these knock‑knock jokes for kids are easy to memorize and fun to act out. Hand the script to your kid and let them be the comedian.

Classic knock‑knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly—cow says mooooo!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to open the door?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again, I still don’t get it!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I’m knocking!

Silly animal knock‑knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you if you open this door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh— MOOOOO!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Puppy. Puppy who? Puppy you, I’m here to play!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bear. Bear who? Bear‑y glad to see you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Duck. Duck who? Duck, it’s raining jokes in here!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher a walk with me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tiger. Tiger who? Tiger shoes, we’re going outside!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bunny. Bunny who? Bunny hop to it and open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Seal. Seal who? Seal you later—if you don’t open this door!

Food & snack‑time knock‑knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I brought snacks?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to open this door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce eat, I’m starving!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza cake, this joke is easy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Taco. Taco who? Taco ’bout opening this door already!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon me crazy waiting out here!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal‑ously, are you going to open up?

School & homework knock‑knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil in some time to play with me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting all recess to see you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to do my homework?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for class!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Albert. Albert who? Albert you can’t guess what the homework is!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Book. Book who? Book who’s talking—you’re supposed to be reading!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Notepad. Notepad who? Notepad at all, I aced the quiz!

Holiday & seasonal knock‑knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use hiding, I know you’re home!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pumpkin. Pumpkin who? Pumpkin spice up your day with a joke!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Turkey. Turkey who? Turkey a guess what we’re having for dinner!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spring. Spring who? Spring the door open, I’ve got flowers!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alotta. Alotta who? Alotta sunshine is what you can expect in the summertime.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witch one of you keeps knocking on my door? 

Knock, knock. Who’s there? New Year. New Year who? New Year, new jokes—starting with this one!

Around‑the‑house knock‑knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police—open up!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Door. Door who? Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carpet. Carpet who? Carpet diem—seize the day and answer!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broom. Broom who? Broom for one more? I’ll come in!

Just plain ridiculous knock‑knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce and tomato. Lettuce and tomato who? Lettuce and tomato in—we’re the salad squad!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, you’re a poo!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? OK, W‑H‑O!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak‑ause I wanted to see you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin Case. Justin Case who? Justin case you needed a laugh today.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a spider!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go beep beep, and I go knock knock!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for? Let me in!

This article was crafted with the assistance of an AI language model. The final content was reviewed and edited by a human and reflects the editorial judgment and expertise of  Today's Parent.