Welcome to Motherhood, Girrrl—the mom rap

Cracked nipples, no sleep and hemorrhoids. Welcome to motherhood!

"Welcome to Motherhood, Girrrl" is a new rap song created by the BreakWomb—a group of mom comedians. These experienced mamas want to enlighten moms-to-be about what to expect in the first few months. Needless to say, it's hilarious. I advise you to go to the bathroom before watching, because I nearly peed my pants. Not surprisingly, that bodily function features heavily in the rap.

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