Snooki's pregnancy and motherhood plans

See what Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has planned to keep her baby safe, how she's putting on the pregnancy pounds, and more....

Snooki filming Jersey Shore, June 26, 2012. Photo: Paul J. Froggatt/FAMEFLYNET

OK, so keep in mind that I have a mild concussion from wakeboarding (the water was too choppy!). So please don’t blame me if I say anything really out there, or for any typos!

But, FYI, I feel like I may have had a concussion when I last (somewhat) sung Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s praises. I may have given her too much credit. Either that, or the 7-months-pregnant, 24-year-old reality-TV star is trying to maintain her signature ditziness with some of the things she recently shared with Us Weekly Magazine and Good Morning America.

1. She doesn’t want to gain weight in her chest, but she’ll eat anything to start showing in her belly:

“I actually want a big belly now, so I don’t mind having brownies or fries…. The only thing is, I’ve also gone up a cup size: I’m a D now. I hate my boobs so much!”

2. She plans on pumping even though she doesn’t love the idea of it:

“I’m just scared…. My friend [breastfed] and she said it was so painful…but I definitely want to pump because it’s the best nutrients for the baby.” Fair enough, of course. Although, she told Good Morning America, “It’s kind of like you’re a cow and you’re just milking.” (qtd. by Us)

3. Because she’ll be living in the basement of her fiance, 25-year-old Jionni Lavalle’s parents’ house when baby comes, she’ll count on his parents to keep the baby safe when she and Jionni are hungover OMG:

“Me and Jionni have made a rule: If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the child…. We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!”

Sighh, oy veh!!

DISCUSS: Do you think Snooki’s for real? I’m not sure…. This is almost too much. It’s like when she used “pregnant” as a verb last week in her new show, Snooki & JWoww as in “There is a certain age where your sperm gets really old and can’t pregnant someone” (I believe that’s an exact quote). I mean, really?

DISCUSS II: Did you eat for two when you were pregnant? Or did you watch what you ate? I probably ate too much….

LOVE!
xo Haley-O

Source: UsMagazine.com

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