Now that Jessica Simpson (31) has come out with her pregnancy, she (and the InterGossips) can’t stop talking about it. Every day there’s a new story: from crazy cantaloupe cravings to her very own mumification, Jessica Simpson is everywhere.
So I thought I’d condense all the terribly exciting Jessica Simpson news into one blog post. But it’s no surprise that she wants more kids already, since she’s totally having a party right now! (More below….)
Here’s Jessica gushing about pregnancy to People Magazine:
Pregnancy was meant for me – it really was….I can’t wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.Just knowing that you’re creating a life is such a spiritual thing…. Everything is growing, but you’re making a life. It’s pretty cool.
Here’s Jessica’s pessimistic theory about glowing during pregnancy:
People always say that pregnant women have a glow…. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death. I think they just tell pregnant women they’re glowing to make them feel good about themselves, because everything makes them a little bit emotional.
Here’s what she tells People about her supportive fiance Eric Johnson:
When I’m tired, I make Eric rub me…. Eric is very, very supportive. We’re both extremely excited. He’s been to every doctor’s appointment with me. We just love it. We can’t believe we get to do this, and we get to do it together. We’re going to be a rock star family!
While it’s great to see Jessica so excited and beam-y, it’s getting a weee predictable (and a weee irksome) that every time I open the gossip sites there’s another Jessica Simpson story. She went from hiding the pregnancy to sharing everything — from mum to mumification.
As for when Jessica and Eric are getting married? (Yes. There’s more.) It’ll be after the baby arrives, because (I’m thinking) it’ll be good incentive for her to lose the baby weight and fit into the most amazing, fashion-forward dress imaginable? Woahh! Bygones, seriously, just had to get that out.
Here’s what she told Us Magazine about waiting to wed until after the baby arrives:
We were always going to wait [until] after the baby…. We flirted around with different dates before I found out I was pregnant, and thankfully we didn’t lock anything down. I want to enjoy the day… I’m glad we didn’t make a deposit.
just didn’t want to be stressed out…. Now when I get stressed out it’s like 50 times worse. So I really want to enjoy that day and now I get to have my baby with me.
Hmmm, makes sense! Most importantly, however, it’s essential that you all know that Jessica is very gassy right now. Here’s a recent tweet she shared:
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! RT @OMGfacts The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
Although that may be TMI for some, it’s the gassy Jessica Simpson many of us know and love from her old Reality TV days….
So what do you think? Are you a little Jessica Simpson’d out too? If not, don’t worry! There’s be lots more later today, tomorrow….
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