No, YOU put the toast on the wrong plate and cut it the wrong way.
Bunmi Laditan a.k.a. The Honest Toddler has done it again, making us laugh as we struggle to appease our teeny toddlers, who, let's be honest, can be such a**holes. In her latest video, Laditan gives a friendly how-to on making toast for your toddler. Because, let's be serious, it's not as easy as it sounds.
First they want the blue plate, then they want the green plate and for the love of God and all things holy, you better not toast that bread too much or game over. Cut the bread on the diagonal? You failed, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200. Just go.
Check out Laditan's totally hilarious and relatable video below. And if you're looking for more laughs, here are eight reasons why your toddler is freaking out right now.
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Amy is a freelance writer and editor based in Toronto, Ontario. Her work can also be found in publications like Chatelaine, Toronto Life and The Globe and Mail.