Oh hello again, Ned Stark! Sesame Street takes on Game of Thrones

Want to share your love of Game of Thrones with your kids but feel they aren’t quite old enough to see horses getting decapitated? The geniuses at Sesame Street have created Game of Chairs, a violence- and sex romp-less alternative. Here’s your chance to catch up with an impatient Robb Stark (“Can we hurry this up? I have a wedding to go to…”), the “Mommy of Dragons,” and cry-baby Joffrey. Who will win the Game of Chairs? No spoilers here, but it’s a more satisfying resolution then we’ll likely get in the upcoming Season 5…

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