Neil Patrick Harris fights with kids over Thomas the Tank Engine

"You're calling me a Diesel? ME?"

I better say this right off the top so I don't get in trouble on Facebook (hi, guys!): This video of Neil Patrick Harris, uh, passionately talking about Thomas the Tank Engine is for adults only, not the kidlets.

The Funny or Die video has gone viral today, so it looks like Neil's redeemed himself after the not-so-hot reviews he got hosting the Oscars. Choo-chooooooo! Enjoy...

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