I’m sure a lot of the moms out there can relate to this “very special message,” care of Mila Kunis. And dads, you may want to take note!
Mila, 30, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Tuesday, June 10, and had this to say to future fathers (this is just a snippet; watch the video below for the whole announcement!):
Hi, I’m Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers. Stop saying “we’re pregnant”! You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None….
“You’re not pregnant,” she continues, as a bunch of pregnant women march on stage holding tubs of ice cream. “We are,” they all say together. Mila then returns to her seat beside Jimmy and eats a big spoonful of chocolate ice cream. “Any questions?”
Love it! Of course, this whole thing starts when Jimmy himself makes the grave mistake. “My wife and I are pregnant,” he tells Mila. “We are having a baby very soon, as well.”
“Oh, you’re both having a baby?” she prods. “You and your wife are pregnant?” And off she goes on the rant.
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Funny, huh? Watch the entire exchange—and Mila’s whole speech (I didn’t transcribe the funniest part…about the “love goblin”!)—here…
Mila appeared on the show to promote her new flick, Third Person, which hits theatres later this month. And how Kate Middleton of her: She attended the premiere of the movie Monday night, wearing the same cute little black maternity dress she wore to Kimmel (but you know how hard it is to find a great formal maternity dress! I sure do…).
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