Magic Mike as imagined by kids!

Stop what you're doing and watch this! Jimmy Fallon had a bunch of elementary kids write stories about what they think Magic Mike is about!

And then he and Channing Tatum (swoooon) acted out the scenes.

Now, the kids' version isn't quite as entertaining as this:

But there is a magic bike pump. And some serious petting. Oh, and blowing.

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