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Funny celebrity kid stories their parents just had to tell

Kate Hudson, Jennifer Garner, Tina Fey... Celebs love gushing about their kids, too. Check out some of their funny stories!

Funny celebrity kid stories their parents just had to tell

Funny celebrity kid stories

Hates the bath

Last summer, Tina Fey told David Letterman her daughter, Penelope, 3, wasn't a fan of the bath. "She got real mad that I took her out of the bath," Tina said. "And she looked me square in the eyes, and with two tiny little hands, choked me... And it’s so funny because they’re not strong enough to kill you.”

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Lovable lisp

"He's great," Amy Poehler tells Jimmy Kimmel of her older son, Archie. "He's in kindergarten and it's really great because he comes home with a lot of information, like, a bad game of Telephone—everything's a little off, but it's really cute. So, yesterday he said to me, 'You know, Mom, we're made out of meat.' And I said, 'Yeah, I guess, meat and bones...tissue.' And he was, like, 'Yeah, there's meat inside us.' And I said, 'Yeah, I think you're right.' And then he said, 'And also, what does furniture mean?'"

She goes on to joke about little Abel, who, she says, "has red hair and a lisp, which is just a jackpot for me." Since his lisp is "so cute," they get him to say things with it all the time: Poor thing doesn't like "spicy salsa"—so they make him say it over and over! Listen to her tell this whole thing to Jimmy here (funny!).

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Talks about his bits

[Ben]’s so psyched to finally have a boy," Jennifer Garner told Jimmy Fallon last month. "He loves his girls, but he’s serious about his son right now. So he taught him about his bits. He taught him about his P and two N’s. Now, every time we pass a dog who’s walking on the street, or if we’re at a zoo or something, our poor little son is crouching down, looking up, and he’s like, ‘Mama, does that have a vagina or a penis and two nuts?’ That’s what Ben has been up to."

"Sometimes Sam will look at me," she continues, "and he’ll say, ‘But Mama calls them testicles.'" Awesome.

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Laugh at their parents

"The older ones recently saw Mr. & Mrs. Smith and I think they thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen," Angelina Jolie shared at a recent Maleficent press conference. "Watching your parents fight as spies is some kind of strange fantasy.”

"My littlest one, Knox, sees Tomb Raider and thinks that Mommy can do all those things," she adds.

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Thinks little bro's a doll

"It's like one of her doll babies came alive," Halle Berry says of daughter Nahla and five-month-old Maceo. "She gets to take care of him, feed him, change his diapers, play with him, dress him up in different clothes like five times a day because she can, so she loves it."

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Destined to be a diva

"She's been in there since forever," Jenna Dewan Tatum tells Us Weekly of baby Everly, 2, on the Vancouver set of Witches of East End. "She walks into the hair and makeup trailer like she owns it. My trailer is no longer mine. It says Everly on it!" 

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Can't hold it in

"North peed on Kanye in that shot," Kim Kardashian tells Late Night's Seth Myers of her controversial Vogue shoot with one-year-old North and fiancé Kanye West. "He was trying to tell me. I had to get up and clean him off." Glam!

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Jokes with Mom

On the red carpet at this year's Oscars, Frozen star Idina Menzel gushed about her four-year-old son, Walker: "One day I practised 'Let it Go' somewhere, and I forgot the words, and I came home and I said, 'Walker, Mommy forgot the words to "Let it go,"' and he said, 'did you say "let it snow, let it snow"?' and I was, like, 'you have no faith in me!'" Cute!

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This article was originally published on May 16, 2014

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Haley Overland is a writer/editor at Today's Parent. Our resident celebrity queen, she dishes out all the sweetest scoop on celebrity families at our Celebrity Candy blog. She has interviewed celeb moms like Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba and Jillian Michaels, and has shared her expertise on CTV’s ETalk. Haley also has an award-winning personal blog, CheatyMonkey.com, where she writes about everything from motherhood to yoga, her dog “Betty White” and what it's like to be Clive Owen's girlfriend. Haley has two kids, whom she fondly refers to online as “The Monkey” and “The Rascal.”

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