3 excuses for why your Elf on the Shelf didn't move last night

“He went on a cookie bender and passed out in a sugar coma.” 

“I came downstairs for a drink and saw magic dust—I think I startled him, so he didn’t go to the North Pole.” 

“Oh, I forgot to mention: Today’s a holiday for elves, so he’s taking it easy.” 

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