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Sometimes you've got let a few f-bombs fly.
Throughout the rest of the video, Melissa provides useful alternatives for common swears, including (but not limited to) horse-hockey and monkey-flunking. We quite like her suggestion of son-of-a-motherless goat—that just rolls off the tongue.
However, not even this swearing-expert can avoid letting out a few bleeps.
"Nobody's f*cking perfect," says Melissa. "Here's to swearing like a mother."
Now that's something we can get behind. Happy f*cking Mother's Day.