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We just got back from a two-week vacation, which included plenty of time on the beach in Cabo San Lucas.
While it sounds like an amazing vacation, fellow parents will agree with me that there is nothing relaxing about eating in restaurants with kids for 14 straight days. With each passing day, breakfast, lunch and dinner become less and less like meals and more and more like UFC cage matches.
So this week, I thought it would be fun to discuss the strategies around eating at restaurants with your kids. Do you order their meals first — or do they eat at the same time as you?
To be honest, this is like asking the question “Would you rather fight a shark or a bear?” Either way, you’re kind of screwed.
So let’s look at the pros and cons of each strategy to see if one method is better than the other.
Strategy No. 1: Ordering the kids’ meals first
The rationale: We’ve all walked into a restaurant with hungry kids and as the hostess is leading your family to the table you blurt out, “We’d like to order the kids meal now!!!” Kids have no ability to wait for anything and when you add hunger to the equation, it makes for a volatile situation. So by ordering their meal first, you are taking a proactive step to avoiding a disaster.
• The decision on what to eat can be made quickly because if you’ve seen one kids menu at a chain restaurant, you’ve seen them all. Just tell the waitress, “This one will have chicken fingers and fries and that one will have a cheese pizza.” (This is assuming you’ve chosen to eat at a chain restaurant. If you haven’t, then I truly admire your sense of adventure).
• When the kids’ food arrives first, you can reach over and cut up their food without your own dinner being compromised.
• If you’re feeling hungry, you can easily steal some of their food before your meal arrives.
• The food will probably be too hot to eat when it arrives at the table since the waitress ran to the kitchen and yelled “Code Red!” when she put in your order.
• When they’re finished dinner, they are guaranteed to ruin your meal with a variety of annoying comments and actions.
2. Ordering the kids meal at the same time as yours
The rationale: Kids need to learn a little patience, so making them wait to eat with the rest of the family can be a nice teachable moment. And besides, if they get super hungry you can just keep asking the waitress for more little packets of Premium Plus crackers.
• To be honest, I’m having a hard time thinking of any benefits in this scenario. If you can think of any, please reach out to me on Twitter.
• Before the meals arrive, the kids are guaranteed to ruin the atmosphere with a variety of annoying antics.
• If you are eating at a super classy Italian restaurant that offers unlimited breadsticks and salad, your child will be completely stuffed by the time their meal arrives at the table.
• Your own meal will be interrupted by having to cut up the kids’ food.
Final decision: If you absolutely have to eat out with the kids, I suggest going to a drive-thru and eating quietly in a parking lot. This way, the kids get their food right away and you don’t disrupt anybody else.
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