So, imagine my surprise when my magical due date (11/11/11!) came and went and still no baby. "OK," I thought, "it'll be tomorrow. Fashionably late." And then Saturday dissolved into Sunday, which turned into Monday, and so on. And I'm still waiting. "Hey kid," I keep thinking, "you're past fashionable and on to just plain rude." But you cannot boss around the unborn. Lesson #1. See? I'm learning things already.